The next live Storytime at the Ape's Nest is on Saturday. We've got the regulars like Talbot Talbot Talbot and Death Shepherd. We have international lovelyman Rob Crean, honkin' weirdo Erik P. Kraft, creepy uncling fiction from Kate Perruzzi, tales from the sea courtesy Benjamin Selman, throbbing mindwaves from Gabriel Boyer, accompanied by the music of Steph Lak and Jesse Kenas Collins.

It's time to admit there's nothing going on in your life. Let this fill that hole. Also, you can have a sticker